UNIQUE UP ON IT.
HOW DO YOU CATCH A TAME RABBIT?
TAME WAY. UNIQUE UP ON IT.
HOW DO CRAZY PEOPLE GO THROUGH THE FOREST?
THEY TAKE THE PSYCHO PATH
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BOOMERANG THAT DOESN'T WORK?
A STICK.
WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT ISN'T YOURS?
NACHO CHEESE.
WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A PAMPERED COW?
SPOILED MILK.
WHAT LIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND TWITCHES?
A NERVOUS WRECK.
WHERE DO YOU FIND A DOG WITH NO LEGS?
RIGHT WHERE YOU LEFT HIM.
What did one flea say to the other?
Should we walk or take a dog.
Where do Eskimos keep their money?
In snow banks!
What did one star say to another star when they met?
Glad to meteor!
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel!
What button won't you find in a tailor's shop?
A belly button!
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